Bio : "It all started when I was 14 and heard the song " closer" by Nine Inch Nails. I saw that video, heard that song and knew I wanted to be a keyboard player for an Industrial Band. So instead of getting a car when I was 17 years old, I bought a Kurzweil Synth and I was off to make industrial music that was sure to
piss off my parents. Well it turned out that all I did was piss off my parents. I dropped the Industrial hat when I was 21 after many failed bands and such, sold all my hardware gear, and got a laptop. It's been noise/IDM/glitch ever since. You could say I compose post-Industrial but I don't give three shits about that. Now I am L.A.M.P. These are the only words you'll ever need to know. Love Always, My Penis. Now get me aa fucking cigarette."

Intent :I'm not hear to tear down your Idols, or even be them. I want to challenge your ear to something weird, embarrassing and just plain LOUD!